Dormez vous? Frère Jacques, Kiddie Fiddling.

Lessons on the European Union to give school children in all 25 member states an "apprenticeship" as Europeans, are being proposed by France.

The proposal is one of more than a dozen drawn up by President Jacques Chirac's government to create new "momentum" with a "Europe of projects". The Daily Telegraph


EU=mc11

Where EU is the immovable object and (mc) is mass corruption. However, please note, this equation has not been tested for 11 years.
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